Updated: 08/16/2021

Your girlfriend being out of town usually means a lot of free time to do what you want, especially masturbating. It also means you have free time to really experience some new and exciting sex toys, toys that probably wouldn’t go down too well with the ‘Mrs’.

Things like tight realistic vaginas with pink plush lips, sex toys that simulate getting a blowjob from erotic and drop-dead gorgeous pornstars and of course the way these sex toys make your eyes roll back in your head and knees shake is not something you want your girlfriend to see.

Shall we get on to my favourite sex toys to use when you’re home alone and your partner is away? I think so…

Ribbed Vagina & Ass Mega Masturbator

I didn’t want to start things slowly, I wanted to go straight in with a bang (no pun intended). This is a full-scale pussy and ass masturbator, that you can use at your pleasure and delight. She has over 14 5 star reviews and maintains this level with absolute pride.

She’s heavy, so she won’t be too flimsy to really go in hard, she is soft to the touch and both of her tight openings (vagina and ass) are tight and deliver extreme, intense pleasure when and where you want it.

Alana is amazing for solo pleasure (when your girlfriend is away) but she can also be incorporated into your sex life to simulate one mega threesome (How To Simulate A Threesome)

What Others Have Said:

“She was absolutely amazing, as realistic as you could imagine, a big round rump to smack and super tight holes. Plus with the advantage that you can go back and forth between holes as you wish (which is not advised with a flesh and blood partner). All in all, Alana gave me an amazing orgasm.”

Aneros Helix Syn Silicone Prostate Massager

Ahh, the wonders of the prostate. It still baffles me that so many men avoid their prostate when it can bring to you such breathtaking ecstasy.

Gently insert this massager and rock back and forth whilst you enjoy the intense stimulation.

This prostate massager is one to use alone at first as it can make you cum in a matter of seconds. One of the best in the range, this massager is designed to perfectly bring pinpoint pleasure to your P-spot. Enjoy hands-free fun and a lot of cum.

Other Opinions:

“Im not an expressive ejaculator during sex but here I am having an orgasm and uncontrollable moans are sneaking out of my mouth with no sign of ejaculation. I’d found the holy grail of a prostate orgasm and it was better than any manual ejaculation I’d ever had. I was shaking and deep breathing afterwards. The thrill had me so wound up I finished myself off with my hand, with my cum landing on my neck I was so turned on.”

Hayley Ribbed Realistic Vagina & Ass

Hayley is a master seductress with her tight holes just looking at you 24/7. She even has a handy hole in her base for a bullet vibrator so you can really crank up the wild sensations that will ripple through your body. She’s always ready (always use lubrication) and you can always enjoy her when your girlfriend is out of town.

Other Reviews From Customers:

“The feeling was very nice almost like the real thing, after about 10 minutes I could feel myself ready to finish. Wow, what an orgasm just like I remember.”

Zhang Xiao Yu’s Realistic Pussy Masturbator

This realistic pussy masturbator is something that should only be brought out when your girlfriend is away. Modeled off of the real-life model Zhang Xiao Yu’s pussy, you can dive into a realm of pleasure with her smooth exterior, out-of-this-world suction and you can even enjoy her in the bath.

Some More Thoughts:

“The experience is far more stimulating and involved than using your own hand, and afterwards, I feel deeply satisfied, not just “relieved” but calm and happy.”

Stamina Training Fleshlight

Number one of my Top Male Sex Toys Of 2022 list, this will allow you to increase your stamina before your girlfriend gets back with this stamina training fleshlight. Ideal for men who really want to put their abilities to the test.

How long can you last in her tight, intensely ribbed canal that just wants your cum? This fleshlight mimics the feelings of intercourse and allows you to really put yourself out there and become a better, longer lasting lover.

More Reviews From Customers:

“What the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit has allowed me to do is get my little chap used to sensations of a vagina again (very realistically too I may add!). The proof that this product works is plain to see. As I type this I can barely keep my eyes open after having sex with a girl I’ve been seeing last night. Three times in four hours. Each session lasting 15 minutes or so. Not bad after a 5 month dry spell eh!”

Pro Mini Eva Realistic Pocket Pussy

Eva has wonderful, plump lips that are just screaming to be penetrated. Her inside textures are super stimulating and offer you on-demand orgasms whenever you want them and whenever your girlfriend is away.

She also doesn’t have to be locked away for when you have some alone time, you could add Eva into your sex life and have your girlfriend use her on you or simulate a threesome with Eva’s help.

Super tight and easy to use and clean.

What Others Mentioned:

“On first inspection I was really surprised with the feel and texture, the ridges and bumps on the inside will make any man ejaculate in minutes. I tried this on my own before letting the wife know about it, the first time was amazing, bringing me to a climax in minutes”

Mini Ella Realistic Pocket Pussy

Ella has been specially made to look and feel like the real thing. She features a tight canal, a ribber interior and she even has an easy outside grip to make her the easiest, most pleasuring orgasm you ever had.

Ella has been specially made to look and feel like the real thing. She features a tight canal, a ribber interior and she even has an easy outside grip to make her the easiest, most pleasuring orgasm you ever had.

More Reviews From Customers:

“As a female, I sometimes struggle with how much pressure to apply or how long of a stroke, with this toy you can stroke your partner to fireworks quickly and easily. Easy to clean and incredibly long-lasting for the price.”

Doc Johnson Double Sided Stroker

This double sided stroker is non-intimidating and perfect for solo pleasure when you’re home alone or you could even introduce into the bedroom when your girlfriend is home.

It has two openings, one slightly tighter, and the whole interior of this male sex toy is lined with ribs, nodules and textures that will send you and your climax into new dimensions of pleasure.

Other Opinions From Users:

“I have to say I was blown away by how good this thing is. My wife loves to use this on me as I cum quite hard with it. It’s great to use on your own and I’ve taken to training myself to last longer with it. Overall a great buy and one I would recommend to every guy… or girl.”

Rechargeable Male Vibrator (My Favorite)

The cobra libre is a lot different to many other male sex toys featured here and in general. It doesn’t offer your usual masturbation technique, instead, it sends intense vibrations to the head of your penis and frenulum.

It’s an innovative design and even has whisper quiet vibrations and motor for discreet pleasure. There are loads of patterns and vibrations to explore and all you have to do is lube up, insert your manhood and enjoy the incredible sensations that will soon ripple through your whole body.

What Others Have Said:

 “To be honest, I was sceptical and only purchased it because of all the good reviews. When I received mine, my thought was that I have probably blown my money. How wrong I was as I had the mother of all orgasms. I left my now big friend inside the Cobra Libre for as long as I could and didn’t think that I was going to stop humming. In a word, sensational.”

Jessie Andrews Realistic Vagina

Pornstar Jessie Andrews made an exact replica of her pussy and made one of the finest realistic pussy masturbators out there.

This All-American vagina is tight, visually pleasing and even has a real feel touch about it. Her pink lips are just begging to be touched and once you plunge into her tight canal, you will never look back.

More Reviews:

“It looks pretty lifelike from the outside. The feel of it is like jelly. When you insert your penis into it you just go through a tunnel of bliss! The entry is nice and tight and the texture of the toy all the way up and down is amazing!”

The Flight Fleshlight

Extremely discreet (although this won’t be a problem if your partner is out of town!) nobody will ever guess and what lays inside this seemingly innocent flashlight shapped object.

A breathtakingly realistic vagina greets you as you take off the lid, it’s also made of super skin material which not only helps make it look like the real thing but, it feels like it too.

The inside texture, the tight canal and the plush outer lips will leave you weak at the knees.

More Thoughts From Customers:

“The orgasms with this toy are incredible. Every time it’s great. I put it in between my mattress and it’s like a girl is there. It feels soo great and real. Value money for is great.”

Teagan Presley Fleshlight Girls Lotus

Not for the first time on this list have we seen one of the most prestigious vaginas be modeled and turned into one-of-a-kind fleshlights.

This time Teagan Presley has done it and her Fleshlight is something only dreams are made of. With a whole 9 inches of depth to explore and a textured canal to enhance your pleasure even more, once you’re alone you will never want to let Teagans vagina go.

Some More Thoughts:

“On the first occasion, I followed all the instructions to heat up the sleeve, lubed the toy, myself and got to work. Wow! With the option of adjusting the suction, I was able to experiment with what felt best”