Updated: 08/13/2021

Having to keep yourself and your sex toys quiet and discreet is something that takes a whole lot of skill and although you may have mastered how to keep yourself quiet, some sex toys still don’t have that kind of restraint.

The loud buzz some sex toys let off isn’t unmissable and whether it’s down to where you live, where you enjoy yourself, or anything else we know that discretion is certainly a hugely important point for a lot of people.

Luckily, there are some sex toys out there that are totally discreet, either in design, noise, or even storage, and below I have created a list just for you on all of my favorite discreet beauties.

Utterly Discreet Pussy Pump And Tongue Vibrator (Feels Amazing)

Possibly one of the most innovative discreet sex toys here, this little sex toy isn’t as sweet and innocent as it seems. Enjoy a discreet pussy pump (to use on your nipples or clit), the tongue which houses 7 different functions, and the handle which actually doubles as a g-spot vibrator, bringing to you 10 powerful vibrations to play with.

100% waterproof so that you can use this tantalizing gadget in the bathtub, this 3-in 1 sex toy is sensational and will bring you so much pleasure. Whether you enjoy clitoral or g-spot stimulation, it has everything, even a pussy pump to heighten your senses and bring you that swollen, puffy look to your clitoris.

Super easy to clean and outstandingly discreet, bath times will never be the same again. If you like the idea of a more sensitive swollen clit, read all about my pussy pumps and suckers by clicking here.

What Others Have Said:

“Just like after oral and you’ve got yourself aroused you’re ready to go, you’re raring to be seen too, your juices are flowing, and you just need that touch inside your vagina, turn this bad boy around the insertable length, and vibration functions will leave you begging for more.”

Small & Compact But It Packs Mega Vibrations

This finger bullet is not just small and compact in design but it is so easy to hide away. It doesn’t boast much resemblance to any ordinary vibrator,  should someone stumble across it.

Strong, pinpoint stimulation is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the powerful orgasms this discreet little vibrator can deliver to you. It’s easy to use with its finger loop, so you can get it exactly where it needs to be to deliver earth-shattering orgasms.

 Other Users Opinions:

“It’s small, subtle, discreet, but God does it pack a good punch. For such a small, subtle and discreet toy it sure is powerful, which surprised me, and it truly did exceed my expectations.”

Cute And Fits Inside Any Purse

This vibrator can be slipped inside of any purse, it’s discreet, looks like nothing out of the ordinary and so can be taken anywhere with you, including on vacation or for a night away.

Extremely discreet in design, non-intimidating, easy to use and so easy to hide. Perfect for anyone looking for something that not one soul will guess at (unless they have one of their own!). Although it’s small it’s so powerful, it had my knees trembling almost instantly. It’s also part of Lelo’s luxury range so you can be sure of the quality, it’s also a gorgeous gift for your partner as even the box it comes in is a delight to look at.

Some More Reviews:

“It has a range of vibrations modes and speeds – perfect for every situation, whether it be teasing in public (and it is a very quiet vibrator) to foreplay to orgasm. It never fails to deliver. I have used this in solo and couple play. It is perfect to throw in the handbag for those opportunistic moments and surprises for the OH. The vibrations are pretty quiet, so it can easily be used where noise may be a concern.”

One Of My Most Used Vibrators

If you know about sex toys you will know that the sister of this mini wand is an absolute dream and is probably one of the most popular sex toys on the market. If you’re interested this is its big sister: the wand vibrator. 

However, this miniature version is just as powerful and half the size. Size does not matter in this case and this mini wand doesn’t just pose a user-friendly flexible head but she boasts an array of intense vibrations to stimulate you like never ever before.

Discreet in design and easy to hide away, the mini wand vibrator is an absolute dream.

Other Thoughts:

“All 3 speeds are so powerful and so easy to switch between. The head which is very flexible is extremely soft and very versatile. The handle fits so well into the palm of your hand. As always, it arrived in a discreet box and ready for use once batteries are put in the toy.”

Ultra Discreet And So Easy To Hide

Unless you have someone in your life who is constantly going through your makeup this lipstick vibrator will never be found. Take it anywhere with you inside your makeup bag, handbag or just slip it into your back pocket. It’s ideal for holidays, weekend aways or even just some inconspicuous alone time.

Totally discreet and designed at an angle for precise precision on your clitoris and nipples. It isn’t the quietest vibrator out there but it sure is one of the most discreet in design and easily hidden. Just make sure you don’t mix it up with your favorite red lippy!

More Thoughts From Customers:

“I can’t believe how tiny this lipstick vibrator is. Obviously, it will be small but it’s so compact not embarrassing and I can tuck it away in my handbag. This is tiny but oh my god does it have power small but very mighty! It’s such a nice product nobody would really notice the difference unless they opened it of course.”

Wonderful To Use When You Feel Like Some Unsuspicious Oral Sex

Small enough to fit into your pocket this oral sex simulator is revolutionary. It features 10 silicone ‘tongues‘ that each take turns in ‘performing’. With 6 speeds and patterns, you don’t need to put in any of the work.

100% waterproof and USB rechargeable this simulator is one of a kind and loved by many across the globe. Travel-friendly, discreet and small enough to take or leave absolutely anywhere without any suspicion, this oral sex toy is more than worthy of its place on this list.

However, if you want something even better than this I suggest checking out my review on the womanizer W500, it changed the way I look at oral sex forever and is just as discreet.

What Others Thought:

“The pace going from fast and furious to soft and gentle before returning to fast again, all on the same setting! I found the feelings it gave me to be intense and extremely satisfying, it literally took me less than a minute to reach orgasm! Strangely, it felt quite real although the tongues on the wheel are not as wide as a real tongue I found I reached orgasm faster as the Sqweel maintained its pace without faltering. I found it to be a brilliant clitoral stimulant with instant stimulation, and it also felt quite nice against my nipples too!”

Luxury, non-intimidating And Blows My Mind

This vibrator was actually voted the ‘best vibrator’ by good housekeeping magazine. This clitoral vibrator is not just quiet, it’s powerful and very full on. I don’t feel like it looks like a vibrator more like a massager or something completely out of the ordinary.

With 8 incredible patterns and 12 breathtaking intensities, it will be hard to put this luxury toy down. The pebble shape makes it ideal to fit snuggly and it even has a tapered tip that will play and caress your clitoris like never before. This luxury toy even comes with a storage case to keep it hidden away at all times when not in use.

This toy has some amazing reviews and it never really ever fails to please its lovers. Read about my favorite vibrating panties.

What Other Customers Have Said:

“Every little thing on this product has been properly thought out, the silicone is so smooth and of great quality, it’s waterproof, so the charging port is made with self-healing silicone (this blew my mind), the controls are so easy to use, and the shape is so ergonomic and perfectly designed for clitoral use. Vibrations are so strong too, you need this in your life! I no longer struggle to orgasm, it’s great, my partner thinks so too, so worth the price.”

Small But Incredibly Mighty

I think even I would struggle to tell you what this was if it was put in front of me. It’s perfectly discreet and looks more like some sort of handle than a top of the range lipstick vibrator.

Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this discreet little piece of heaven can go anywhere with you without even raising an eyebrow.

It also includes a drawstring bag for easy storage and even has one of the most powerful and intense vibrations out there that send the majority of women into complete ecstasy from the moment it begins. With its angled tip, 8 vibration settings, USB rechargeable powerhouse and whisper-quiet sounds, you will never put this down.

You just have to read the reviews to see how much people are loving it.

What Others Have Said:

“The heavenly sensation of it circling my vagina felt incredibly sensual and arousing. Each different angle of its shape provided individual and changing stimulus creating euphoric sensations unlike any other. Its solid form in contrast to its silky exterior allowed for expert precision when applied to and around my clitoris, making for a highly erotic experience.”

This Will Take Your Orgasms To A New Level

Extremely easy to use with push button control, this bullet vibrator with it’s 10 wonderful speeds and pulses this will send shivers down your spine, time and time again.

Petite and discreet for easy storage and travel, this bullet vibrator has over 600 wonderful reviews on one website alone. It has maintained almost a perfect 5-star rating and it’s really not hard to see why.

Totally waterproof, sleek in design and more than user-friendly this is not only powerful but a great travel companion.

More Thoughts From Users:

“This is now one of my favourite toys. Small, quiet, discreet and very powerful. Does the job every time. Highly recommended and at this price a bargain. Can’t think of anything negative to say about it. Easy to use. The only problem I have is deciding which of the 10 settings to use”

The Womanizer Helped Me To Squirt

This sex toy is the toy of all toys. It’s incredible. It doesn’t desensitize your clitoris which is something I adore, it means you won’t start losing sensitivity to ‘human’ touch and it also means you can orgasm time and time again without feeling over sensitive.

The stimulator gently ‘sucks‘ on the clitoris delivering to you one of the most extreme orgasms possible. With 8 astounding intensity speeds and an absolutely amazing 240 minutes of play, this toy is something we have all been waiting for.

It comes with a storage bag although you may never ever want to put it down again once you see what it can do. If you want a more in detail review of this awesome sex toy you can read my review on it here. 

Other Opinions From Customers:

“It is worth every dollar. I have never felt anything like this before. It’s a really strange sensation, but somehow it just works. Using this toy not only made me reach the big O, but I squirted too. For the very first time in my life. If you have the cash, buy it; if you don’t… Save up and buy it!”

How To Keep A Sex Toy Discreet

I’m going to give you a few little tips that I use on keeping your sex toys as discreet as possible. It can be hard, especially if you live with friends or family and so I hope some of these tips help.

Finding the perfect hiding place: Try not to leave your toys somewhere obvious, like next to your bed. Find a good hiding place, like in the bottom of a drawer, inside a handbag that’s inside your wardrobe, at the back of a ‘never used’ kitchen cupboard. Anywhere that nobody ever looks, get creative.

Always put it away: It’s easy to climax and then leave the room and go about your day but people are nosey and if you leave your toys laying around, someone will stumble across them. Make sure to get into the routine of putting them back in their hiding place once you are done.

Get something waterproof so you can use it in the shower (away from people): A lot of the toys mentioned above are waterproof and so are perfect for those people that only get some quiet time in the shower or bath.

Take batteries out if possible: This tip may sound silly but it will help you out. If someone finds your lipstick vibrator or any of your toys for that matter, make sure you have removed the batteries after use. That way if they start to fiddle around and prod the sex toy, they won’t be met with a powerful buzz.

Place with other items non-sexual: If you leave your lipstick vibrator along with your makeup, it most likely won’t ever get found. Find other items to store your sex toys with that won’t create suspicion. Such as leaving the rubber duck in the bathroom cabinet.

Get a little box with a lock (don’t use a crappy lock): Some sex toys come with their own storage boxes or bags and this is one of the greatest things to look out for. You can easily find a little lock to place around the zip or strings that will keep unwanted hands, out.

Resources You Should Check Out

• How To Masturbate (Like A Pro) Girls Guide
• Best Organic Sexual Lubricant
• 13 Incredible Sex Toys Under $20

Thank you so much for reading, have a great day.