Wether you’re a naughty new couple, kinky veteran lovers or you’re somewhere in between, my sexy valentines gifts will blow your socks off.
I know valentines day can make some people roll their eyes into the middle of next week BUT valentines day doesn’t have to mean cute teddy bears and red balloons, in my world it means cum, orgasms and lots of sex. So if you want to join me and get your lover something that will last all year long and something you can both enjoy then read on.

My Top Sexual Valentines Gifts For Everyone
And so it begins! I hope you’re ready to indulge yourself in these products. There will be something here for everyone and something that will not just make your partner smile but also make them cum not just this valentines day but every single day.
My Panty Vibrator (This Is My Favorite Valentines Gift)

If you are the type to go out for a meal on valentines day or even if you’re just the type to sit on the couch and ‘chill’, I think you will love this gift. It is a powerful panty vibrator that sits in a pair of gorgeous ribbon tie panties that is controlled via the wireless remote.
The vibrations are directed to your clitoris and with each push of the button, the vibrations get stronger and stronger until you finally can’t take any more and must allow that orgasm to explode from within you. However, you could be enjoying a meal in your
If you want to read more about my favorite vibrating panties clik here.
Key Features Of This Panty Vibrator:
- 12 speeds and 8 patterns to cycle through
- An 8-meter range on the remote control
- Comes with luxury storage case
- Flattering luxurious panties come with the vibrator
- Reach clitoral orgasm anywhere you choose
- Take away all control as your partner takes the remote
- Long charge life
What Others Have Said:
I thought I would include a few snippets of my
‘Christmas will never be the same again. I didn’t let her climax, but the moment the door shut after everyone had left she was like an animal. She was begging for it.’
‘ My husband and I went up town for some sales shopping, he took great pleasure in turning it on and off whenever he so desired. Very strong and powerful with fantastic settings which had me internally squirming whilst trying to keep a straight face whilst paying for shopping’
‘Used the control to go up and down the settings while the wife sat with the biggest smile on her face. It was a 25 min drive to the restaurant and on the 6th setting she came twice before we arrived, she actually looked drunk. Once we were home I untied the knickers and they were soaked. Can’t wait to go out again to use this.’
Position Master Bondage Kit

If you’re looking for something to make sex more exciting and even indulge into the world of bondage and BDSM, this position master sex kit is incredible value for money and includes everything you’re going to need to experience a night of a lifetime.
It includes 8 different pieces to ensure you experience something different each time and really explore yours and your partners body.
Something I loved about this sex position kit is that it is ideal for any gender so if you want to take turns using each luxurious piece you can do so easily and fluidly. Also, don’t panic if you’re new to these kinds of accessories as it comes with a handy booklet that helps you to understand each piece and learn how to use it properly for ultimate pleasure.
All pieces are adjustable to you and your body and there’s even a blindfold included for sensory deprivation and to make things a little kinkier.
Included In This Sex Position Kit:
- over-the-door sex swing
- Position restraint to easily maneuver your legs
- 4-way hogtie
- A satin blindfold
- Velcro wrist cuffs
- Ankle cuffs
- Sex position wedge
- straps for arms over legs bondage
Massage Wand Vibrator (Unbelievable)

You know they say that puppies aren’t just for Christmas? Well, this is how I feel about this wand vibrator. It isn’t just for one day of the year (ie valentines day), in fact I try not to let a day go by without using this amazing sex toy.
I love this massage wand vibrator so much that I mention it in virtually every single article that I write on my blog. It makes me cum so hard and I just know that if you’re buying this for someone who loves clitoral stimulation then they are going to love it as much as me.
It’s so powerful and sends vibrations around your entire clitoris and pussy, the vibrations are controlled via the scroll wheel which is so easy to use and really means you can totally tailor your play. My partner also loves it on his balls and shaft and really increases his orgasm.
You can also use it as an actual massager if you have tired or sore muscles but I couldn’t put it near my body without my clit begging for it.
Best Things About This Wand Vibrator:
- It plugs into the wall so you can ensure no loss of power and you never have to remember batteries.
- Easy to operate scroll-wheel controls your vibrations.
- Discreet design.
- Powerful vibrations shiver across your pearl.
- Approved by Good Housekeeping.
- Flexible head ensures pinpoint stimulation.
- If you want to read about male vibrators click here.
Mega Couples Sex Toy Kit

If you want value for money this valentines day then this couples sex toy kit is definitely one for you. It comes with 11 different sex toys that are all begging to be enjoyed. The value of this box is incredible and there’s something in there for everyone.
You will be using this sex toy kit for years to come, there’s so much to explore and so much in there that is going to satisfy every nerve ending.
Included In This Kit:
- A powerful g-spot vibrator.
- Cock ring set x3.
- Butt plug.
- Anal beads.
- Rabbit cock ring.
- Jiggle Balls.
- Male Stroker.
- Vibrating rabbit ears.
- Rabbit vibrator.
- Check out my favorite sex toy kits.
3 Extra Inches Penis Extender

This valentines day you can enjoy a larger, thicker more erect penis with this penis extender.
My partner and I LOVE this penis extender, it is easily held in place by the ball loop and the clear design ensures you can see your penis inside of the extender which really adds a nice touch for you and for your partner.
The realistic shape feels amazing inside of you and really adds a whole lot of authenticity to the whole experience. Adding 1-3 inches to your penis is a whole lot of fun as you can try out some roleplay and last longer in the sack as well as stimulating her g-spot.
Why We Love This Penis Extender:
- Clear material allows you to see your penis and adds even more realism.
- Allows you to add up to 3 extra inches on to your penis.
- Comfortable to wear.
- Easy to use and clean.
- Experience new things with roleplay.
- Deliver constant pleasure to her G-spot.
Unwrap Me Sexy Body Bow

I love traditional lingerie (see my favorite lingerie pieces here) but I just had to include this sexy body bow into my valentines day gift list.
It takes away the need to know sizes, colors, preferences and ties them all up into a little bow (no pun intended). It’s really easy to wrap yourself up and it’s even easier to unwrap yourself or have your partner unwrap you.
The body bow isn’t just limited to valentines day, wrap yourself up on birthdays, anniversaries, special occasions and just whenever you feel the need to give a gift to your partner. It’s easy to store, easy to wash and even fits from a AA to a DD cup comfortably.
Key Features Of This Body Bow:
- Jaw droppingly gorgeous.
- Satin-feel.
- Fits from a AA cup to a DD cup.
- Suitable for anyone between 5 to 5’9 inches tall. (152 cm – 180 cm)
- Perfect for any occasion.
- Takes away the need to know complicated sizing.
Valentines Day Extras
Aside from my delicious sex toys above you can also include some little extras that will make all of these sex toys even better and your valentines day even more memorable.
Edible Body Paint

If you’re a fan of chocolate you’re going to love this edible body paint. Draw pictures, write things, play games and then lick it all off to start again.
The edible chocolate body paint comes in a beautiful glass bottle and you will be pleased to know it’s a non-staining formula so you can use it anywhere you like. It also leaves your skin feeling smooth, which is a huge bonus.
Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm

We all love a little bit of lubricant so why not have it increase the chance or orgasm?
I’m being serious, I’m not sure what is in this but if I use it as lube the chances of me having an orgasm double.
A little on the clit and a nice amount of oral or finger play and I’m a wet puddle laying on the bed.
It’s amazing!
Lickable Massage Candle

If you have never tried anything like this then you need too. This is an edible massage candle, you light the wick and ensure some of the candles is melted. Massage your partner and gently pour some of the warm wax onto them for an exciting sensory experience.
Once you have poured your desired amount of wax you can lick it off and enjoy it again and again.
Foreplay Dice

Spice up the bedroom by including these die into foreplay. Take turns in rolling the dice and letting them decide what happens. Each die combination has endless possibilities as you must do as they say and really turn each other on.
Deepthroat Spray

This is a
You only need to spray a small amount onto the back of your throat for it to be effective.

Happy valentines day! Kelly
Mark Mitchell says
Great list! Made my life a lot easier 😉
Vorgasms says
I am so glad it helped! xx