Discretion is sometimes always key. Either you don’t live alone and don’t want your roomies or even parents knowing how much fun you’re having or you just would prefer to keep everything quiet so that no prying friends or family members stumble across your latest gizmo.
I have already done a Top Discreet Sex Toys For Women article so I thought it was time for men to have a chance. Below you will find my favorite and most discreet sex toys for men that I have ever come across. Not only that but if you do decide you like the look of one, the retailer I use always ships super discreetly.
This luxury discreet stainless steel dildo will deliver unprecedented anal pleasure time and time again with its soft touch, varying ball sizes and the fact that you can dip it in some cold water to experiment with temperature play.
It even comes with a discreet box for you to store your dildo when it’s not in use (if that’s ever!).
“I have other luxury toys in my toy box and this one tops it all. The first time I played with it, I literally passed out from pleasure.”
Many of you may not even know what this is which makes it ideal for this discreet sex toys list. This wonderful contraption is what’s better known as a ‘stroker’. There are two sides to this stroker, the first will deliver exciting, erotic and incredible oral sex simulation and the other will give you thrilling strokes, sensations and mind boggling pleasure.
One end is closed so you can experiment with tailored suction, it’s easy to use, more than easy to clean and super discreet.
What Others Have Said:
“It is nice to hold, the textured outside allows you to grip it easily, easy to clean and very easy to store. This is a must-have for any male, it’s fun to use alone or with your significant other. Wonderful product.”
Just like the toy above, this is a stroker. However, this masturbator is a step up from anything we have seen before. The unique design allows you to give your manhood pinpoint pleasure along your shaft however and whenever you please.
If you open up the masturbator you will find a range of different textures that all give to you a thrilling and different experience than the other. Not only is this sex toy ultra discreet but it also comes with three lubes that help make your session a lot more slippery and a lot more orgasmic.
More Thoughts From Users:
“By applying pressure to these the “grip” of the textures on the inside is increased around your manhood, meaning you can, to an extent, concentrate on a specific area of stimulation should you desire.”
This wouldn’t be a good list without a fleshlight and this one may not be very discreet on the inside but the outer packaging is more than inconspicuous. Enjoy the lifelike pink parted lips as you unscrew the lid and then divulge your manhood into the tight SuperSkin material, complete with ridges and textures that make the experience feel so intense that you will climax again and again.
Other Opinions From Customers:
“The orgasms with this toy are incredible. Every time it’s great. I put it in between my mattress and it’s like a girl is there. It feels soo great and real. Value money for is great.”
Created with the perfect curvature that knows exactly how to give you a jaw-dropping P-spot orgasm. Cast in 316-grade stainless steel making it medically safe and extremely luxurious and fun to use, enjoy precise stimulation, a discreet design and unparalleled pleasure.
Things Mentioned By Other Customers:
“I do feel like the luckiest man on earth to have experienced this very intimate and utterly spectacular event. We have used Mr njoy regularly since and she normally squirts. It normally results in a huge orgasm for my wife which is somewhat overwhelming so we stop. “
This pretty little thing is the number one best-selling sex toy for men, it’s not just discreet but it has an aerodynamic exterior, an amazing interior that will leave your knees trembling and it even has a suction base which allows you to modify your preferences.
The canal diameter measures a tight 0.5 inches which could be enough to send you over the edge but you are still met with the wonderful bumpy, lined, rigid and soft interior to liaise with.
“If you’ve never tried one then never say never and start off with the best one. The price is great. The product is fantastic and your partner can either play alone with it or you can let him lay back and enjoy a different hands-free experience.”
Perhaps one of the strangest looking sex toys on this list but by far one of the most discreet, innovative and desirable. Open up the shell of the egg and discover a super soft sleeve that can stretch up to 12 inches in length to meet everyone’s needs.
Manually work the sleeve across your manhood and discover the rounded wedges that face both upwards and downwards to offer constant strong stimulation with each thrust. The toy includes a sachet of lube for you to really heighten the experience.
Other Things Mentioned:
“The product itself it very effective, once you’ve poured the lube in and started you feel things you’ve never felt before, areas you’ve never seemed to touch, if I’m honest I didn’t really last long with it”
This fleshlight is entirely transparent which gives you a whole new look on your pleasure and manhood. Just like another fleshlight on this list, the ice lady is made from SuperSkin material to bring it even more to life along with her supple, stretchy crystal sleeve and amazing nodules, swirls and bumps to create astounding ecstasy for you.
Easy to clean, store and she’s even temperature responsive so you can experiment with different sensations and ways to play.
More Opinions From Other Customers:
“There is plenty of room to penetrate all the way in. The internal textures are amazing and the sensations they produce are mind-blowing.”
I know this is the most non-discreet male sex toy on this list but there was a good reason behind it. At first glance, it does look like a jewellery stand that holds rings and necklaces and it could easily be stored away and passed off as something incredibly innocent.
This hand dildo is a favorite among so many LoveHoney users, it’s modelled from the hand of pornstar ‘Belladonna’ so if you want to make fisting a reality, do so with an incredible hand dildo like this one. Firm yet flexible, incredibly realistic in detail and more than capable of making you scream in pleasure.
Snippet Of Review From Other Users:
“The shape and positioning of the fingers makes the insertion easier and with a lot of lube and a lot of thrusting we both manage up to the third knuckle and the stretching feeling is amazing!”