Having to keep yourself and your sex toys quiet and discreet is something that takes a whole of skill and although you may have mastered how to keep yourself quiet, some sex toys still don’t have that kind of restraint.
Luckily, there are some sex toys out there that are totally discreet, either in design, noise or even storage and below I have created a list just for you on all of my favorite discreet beauties.
#10 I Rub My Duckie
Possibly one of the most discreet sex toys there, this little rubber duck isn’t as sweet and innocent as it seems. Take him along to the bath you and unleash the incredible 3 speeds and 3 patterns that he has hiding inside of him.
Made from skin-safe rubber and although modeled from the classic rubber duckie, this little fella has all of the right curves and places to really get into them hard to reach areas.
Super easy to clean and outstandingly discreet, bath times will never be the same again.
This finger bullet is not just small and compact in design but it is so easy to hide away. It doesn’t boast much resemblance to any ordinary vibrator, should someone stumble across it.
Strong, pinpoint stimulation is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the powerful orgasms this discreet little vibrator can deliver to you.
This device pops straight on to the end of your toothbrush and gives you absolutely precise, pinpoint pleasure.
Extremely discreet in design, non-intimidating, easy to use and so easy to hide. This electric toothbrush clitoral vibrator is perfect for anyone looking for something that not one soul will guess at (unless they have one of their own!).
A lot of the reviews also claim they climaxed in the first few minutes of turning it on…
If you know about sex toys you will know that the sister of this mini wand is an absolute dream and is probably one of the most popular sex toys on the market.
However, this miniature version is just as powerful and half the size. Size does not matter in this case and this mini wand doesn’t just pose as a user-friendly flexible head but she boasts an array of intense vibrations to stimulate you like never before.
Discreet in design and easy to hide away, the mini wand vibrator is an absolute dream.
Unless you have someone in your life who is constantly going through your makeup this lipstick vibrator will never be found.
Totally discreet and designed at an angle for precise precision on your clitoris and nipples. It isn’t the quietest vibrator out there but it sure is one of the most discreet and easily hidden.
Small enough to fit into your pocket this oral sex simulator is revolutionary. It features 10 silicone ‘tongues’ that each take turns in ‘performing’. With 6 speeds and patterns, you don’t need to put in any of the work.
100% waterproof and USB rechargeable this simulator is one of a kind and loved by many across the globe. Travel-friendly, discreet and small enough to take or leave absolutely anywhere without any suspicion, this oral sex toy is more than worthy of its place on this list.
This vibrator was actually voted the ‘best vibrator’ by good housekeeping magazine (who would have thought!). This clitoral vibrator is not just quiet, it’s powerful and very full on.
With 8 incredible patterns and 12 breathtaking intensities, it will be hard to put this luxury toy down. It even comes with a storage case to keep it hidden away at all times when not in use.
This toy has some amazing reviews and it never really ever fails to please its lovers.
I think even I would struggle to tell you what this was if it was put in front of me. It’s perfectly discreet and looks more like some sort of handle than a top of the range lipstick vibrator.
Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this discreet little piece of heaven can go anywhere with you without even raising an eyebrow.
It also includes a drawstring bag for easy storage and even has one of the most powerful and intense vibrations out there that send the majority of women into complete ecstasy from the moment it begins.
You just have to read the reviews to see how much people are loving it.
Extremely easy to use with push button control, this bullet vibrator will send shivers down your spine, time and time again.
Petite and discreet for easy storage and travel, this bullet vibrator has almost 600 wonderful reviews on one website alone. It has maintained almost a perfect 5-star rating and it’s really not hard to see why.
Totally waterproof, sleek in design and more than user-friendly this is not only powerful but a great travel companion.
This sex toy is the toy of all toys. It’s incredible. It doesn’t desensitize your clitoris which is something I adore, it means you won’t start losing sensitivity to ‘human’ touch and it also means you can orgasm time and time again without feeling over sensitive.
The stimulator gently sucks on the clitoris delivering to you one of the most extreme orgasms possible. With 8 astounding intensity speeds and an absolutely amazing 240 minutes of play, this toy is something we have all been waiting for.
It comes with a storage bag although you may never ever want to put it down again once you see what it can do.
How To Keep A Sex Toy Discreet
I’m going to give you a few little tips that I use on keeping your sex toys as discreet as possible. It can be hard, especially if you live with friends or family and so i hope some of these tips help.
Finding the perfect hiding place: Try not to leave your toys somewhere obvious, like next to your bed. Find a good hiding place, like in the bottom of a drawer, inside a handbag that’s inside your wardrobe, at the back of a ‘never used’ kitchen cupboard. Anywhere that nobody ever looks, get creative.
Always put it away: It’s easy to climax and then leave the room and go about your day but people are nosey and if you leave your toys laying around, someone will stumble across them. Make sure to get into the routine of putting them back in their hiding place once you are done.
Get something waterproof so you can use it in the shower (away from people): A lot of the toys mentioned above are waterproof and so are perfect for those people that only get some quiet time in the shower or bath.
Take batteries out if possible: This tip may sound silly but it will help you out. If someone finds your lipstick vibrator or any of your toys for that matter, make sure you have removed the batteries after use. That way if they start to fiddle around and prod the sex toy, they won’t be met with a powerful buzz.
Place with other items non-sexual: If you leave your lipstick vibrator along with your makeup, it most likely won’t ever get found. Find other items to store your sex toys with that won’t create suspicion. Such as leave the rubber duck in the bathroom cabinet.
Get a little box with a lock (don’t use a crappy lock): Some sex toys come with their own storage boxes or bags and this is one of the greatest things to look out for. You can easily find a little lock to place around the zip or strings that will keep unwanted hands, out.
Thank you so much for reading, have a great day.