Every time I browse the internet for some new male sex toys, something shiny and improved pops up. The world of sex toys is constantly changing which is exciting for us all, however, that doesn’t mean we still can’t have our favourites on hand!
For 2017 I have made a list of my absolute favourites. Toys that have made men weak at the knees, put them into new worlds of pleasure and even toys that have given men some of the best orgasms of their lives.
Make sure to stay right until the end so that you can check out my ultimate male sex toy of 2017, it’s definitely worth checking out.
The Age Old Question…Is Shipping Discreet?
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First up on my list is this small vibrating butt plug, use it solo to enhance masturbation sessions or with a partner for more intense and steamy orgasms. Ideal for beginners and men who just enjoy a little bit of anal play every now and again, it has 2 vibration speeds and 3 patterns so you can always feel wonderfully satisfied as soon as it’s inserted with a little help from some water-based lubricant (I recommend this lube – it’s safe to use with sex toys).
This vibrating butt plug will give you a whole new world of pleasure to enjoy and discover, it’s also ideal for men and women so if you do have a female partner and you are the sharing type, you can have some seriously kinky rainy afternoons.
What Others Are Saying:
“This ‘butt tingler’ was initially bought for my girlfriend – but after a kinky turn of events I’ve become its main owner, and let me tell you all… the word “tingler” is not accurate… This toy is much more than that!
An amazing session of sex, leading into using this toy for the first time, made this my favourite toy to date – it’s compact, versatile, and just the right size for a beginner!”
You can read loads more reviews by clicking the pink link above on any sex toy.
This stroker may look strange to the naked eye but that just makes it even better in my books, it’s discreet to look at but discretion is not the word when it comes to the intense orgasms it can deliver. Make sure to always apply lube with this toy and once you have done that slip your manhood inside and submerge yourself into a world of thrilling lifelike ridges, bumps and tight pleasurable sensations.
Once done, simply flip the stroker inside out and enjoy even more orgasmic sensations. The simulations feel so much better than just using your hand, it gives you a whole new twist on masturbation and is something every man should try at least once.
A Review From A Very Happy Customer:
“I have a few masturbators and out of them all, I prefer this one. It’s easy to hold, not slidy. The nodules on the inside feel incredible. Easily cleaned. Would highly recommend to any man looking at this. You wouldn’t regret it! Tip: warming up in warm water before use makes all the difference.”
This ultra realistic vagina is based upon the pussy of the real life porn star Jessie Andrews. Her tight vagina has been moulded and set into this fantastic male sex toy.
Ridged with lifelike sensations, such as her incredible pussy lips and an internal cavity, you will never want to put Jessie down as she takes you into another dimension of ecstasy. If you have never used a fleshlight before make sure you start now, they allow you to really take boring masturbation sessions and turn them into a fantasy filled lifelike scenario.
Jessie’s lifelike, temperature responsive and super easy to clean. Jessie’s jaw-dropping vagina just had to be on this 2017 list.
What One Customer Said:
“Me and my wife love this toy! It looks pretty lifelike from the outside. The feel of it is like jelly. When you insert your penis into it you just go through a tunnel of bliss! The entry is nice and tight and the texture of the toy all the way up and down is amaizing! I love using it solo and my wife loves to use it on me! It is 100 times better then using your hand! Orgasms from it are the best thing I have ever felt I think! I would recommend this to anyone who w***s a lot!”
Bag yourself a rock hard penis with this incredible vibrating cock ring. All you do is slip the two loops around your penis and balls and watch as the blood pumps around your member for an instant rock hard, erect penis.
The vibrations not only feel good for you but they also deliver amazing clitoral stimulation to your partner, meaning that shared climaxes can now become a reality. The reason this cock ring is on my list is that shared climaxes are something very few people get to experience, it’s an amazing feeling, it’s also on my list because of the pleasure it brings to both parties. A vibration for the clit that ripples through your manhood along with a more erect penis that can let your imagination run wild.
What One Customer Said About It:
“This is the best cock ring we have tried.It makes intercourse more enjoyable and longer lasting for both my partner and myself. There are lots of vibration speeds and patterns to try. It’s also very easy to remove the bullet, which makes it easier to clean. I would definitely recommend this to everybody! It is awesome!”
Taylor has super soft skin, a tight vaginal and anal opening and she even has the ability for you to pop in a vibrator for even more tantalising fun. Her flat base makes her stable on flat surfaces and her open end makes her super easy to clean up after use. Make sure to always use lube with Taylor to make her more enjoyable and realistic.
What Another Taylor User Has Said:
“All I can say is, wow. I lay back and used it in a reverse cowgirl position, and it was just like the real thing.”
This Fleshlight is the number 1 best-selling fleshlight for men. Usually, it takes me a while to wonder why but you just have to look at this thing to see why.
It features an aerodynamic exterior and an incredibly bumpy interior to take your orgasm and happiness levels to the next level. It’s easy to grip, it’s one of the most discreet sex toys on this list and with its unique design and with its non-anatomical opening you can let your thoughts run wild time and time again.
The material is soft, the canal is tight, it has a knee trembling satisfaction level and there is even a twist base that allows you to play around with different levels of suction, how incredible is that?
What Others Have Said:
“With this toy, you get a compact and discreet looking object. Not too big, not too obvious. You get a complex intercourse feeling, starting soft and sweet, and then getting nice and grippy mid-way, so that is never boring playing with different rhythms. It is tight, but not too much, so when you do finish, you’ve got all the space and comfort in the world to throb away. I guarantee you, if you heat this up and start playing with it you won’t miss your girlfriend that day.”
Lea looks and feels just like the real thing. She has been designed with inviting lips and a ribbed canal for you to really be able to experience something out of this world.
This pocket pussy will give you ‘head back eye rolling’ sensations with just one thrust. Her lifelike features and extremely ribbed inner canal will send you into dizzy new heights, She’s small enough to be discreet in any home and she is also waterproof.
Just like all of the toys on this 2017 list always make sure to use lube. Luckily, Lea comes with her own little packet of lubrication so as soon as she arrives, she will be ready to go.
Reviews From Other ‘Lea’ Customers:
“After lubing up and entering Lea I can honestly say I’ve never felt feelings down below like it. The way she gripped the shaft was amazing and the slower I went the higher the intensity. After only a few minutes of my girlfriend using Lea on me I couldn’t hold back and Lea gave me one of the most intense orgasms I’ve ever had in many years of using toys”.
Tracey Cox is a renowned sexpert. She has created some legendary sex toys that will be around until the end of time and this penis pump is one of them.
This penis pump will not only improve your erection by up to an amazing 30% it will also help improve the overall health of your penis.
The easy to use pump increases blood flow to your member to make your erection harder and longer. It is stated that with regular use it can actually improve the SIZE of your penis.
Safe to use and with incredible reviews this penis pump is a pleasure to have on my 2017 male sex toys list.
Other Thoughts From Customers:
“Can’t fault the product, amazing for its price and does exactly what it’s supposed to. A very easy toy to operate and it not only feels great to use but I noticed results very quickly in both stamina and size. I would 100% recommend it to anyone who wants to buy a pump.”
At number two we have this astounding Fleshlight from the breathtaking porn actress Stoya.
Stoya has modelled this fleshlight off of her own vagina, making it not only realistic on the outside but she has made it wonderfully unique on the inside. This fleshlight has an unbelievable 9-inch canal that will fit tighter than a glove to most penises. Made from temperature-responsive super realistic skin material, you will feel like you are making love to the real thing.
What Others Are Saying:
“Once you’ve removed the cap, you will be amazed at just how lifelike the SuperSkin material is. The look, touch and feel of this product is as close as you can get to the real thing.Part of Fleshlight’s signature collection, this sleeve is unique to Stoya. The texture is incredible, 3 different chambers containing various bumps and nodules, which seems to intensify the deeper you go in. Adding to the fact that you can adjust suction to your desire, this toy will have you reaching orgasm within minutes.”
I wanted to save the best till last. The sex toy that I feel made a huge impact on this year and last year, the toy that delivered more than just orgasms, it delivered incredible, spine-tingling sensations that rippled through men around the world and brought them to their knees. This toy is….
The Pink Lady Stamina Training Fleshlight and she is extraordinary. She is tighter than the original and really wants to test your overall stamina, how long can you last?
Her incredible lifelike canal makes it feel like the real sensations of intercourse. She’s discreet, easy to use and easy to clean.
Because she is not only tight but completely ribbed for your pleasure, you need to learn how to not to blow your load as soon as you enter her. She is there to train you into submission and teach you how to prolong your orgasm. Enjoy discreet storage with the golden outer case and even give her a go as soon as she arrives as she comes packaged with a sachet of lube!
What Others Have Said:
“What the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit has allowed me to do is get my little chap used to sensations of a vagina again (very realistically too I may add!). The proof that this product works is plain to see. As I type this I can barely keep my eyes open after having sex with a girl I’ve been seeing last night. Three times in four hours. Each session lasting 15 minutes or so. Not bad after a 5-month dry spell eh! This product has given me the confidence in being able to perform in the most heated situation. This is my first and only sex toy purchase, so I cannot compare against other products and brands, but what I can say is that for me it’s been 100% worth the money.”
Top Tips On Making Your Sex Toy Even More Enjoyable:
I thought I would share some tips with you on how to make your sex toys that bit better. When you’re paying for the quality you need to keep your toys up to standard so that they don’t wear, tear or break.
- Grab Some Water-Based Lube: Lube is one of the most important things to remember when purchasing sex toys. Don’t forget to apply it, even if you think you won’t need it. When using toys like fleshlights, strokers and even anal toys you really need to remember lubrication or it can cause really uncomfortable friction.
- Look After It: Wash your toy after use to prevent it smelling and harbouring bacteria. All toys are easy to clean and often come with instructions on how to do so.
- Grab Some Condoms: You may not think using condoms is even a thing when using sex toys but it can actually really improve your game. Using condoms with my favourite sex toy (the last toy on this list) will really help you to test your stamina. Using a condom also allows for even easier clean-up.
- Use A Bullet Vibrator On Your Balls During Play: If you have never tried it, you are missing out. Ball play is sensational and rubbing a vibrator around your balls during masturbation, sex or even foreplay will send your orgasm into overload.
- Get A Partner To Take Control (They Might Enjoy It): If you’re thinking about buying a male sex toy for you to use when your partner is out of the way, don’t feel guilty. Talk to them about it and you could even try and incorporate them into some of the action.
- Create A Sexual Ritual: Masturbation isn’t just about sitting at your computer and switching on porn. Really take the time to explore your body and find what you like. Take you and your toy into the bath or simply lay in bed, with the lights off and explore your imagination.
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Thank you so much for reading this list, have a great day. x