Have you ever sat down and wondered what the strangest male sex toys were? Because I have. I find weird sex toys not just intriguing but actually pretty fascinating. Just because they are classed as weird or crazy it doesn’t make them unusable it just makes them more unique to certain people.
I have found my absolute favourites and I am dying to show them off to you, below you will find all of the wildest, freaky and craziest male sex toys out there and I dare you not to wince at least once…(or get a little turned on).
Not the craziest on this list but at the very least, this cock ring is very intriguing. This gladiator sex toy makes sure to improve the erection and to give her internal and external pleasure with a fantastic 3 speed – 7 patterns clitoral stimulator and a sensational G-spot pleasure zone.
It’s also perfect to use anally and pleasure your P-spot so gay and straight couples alike can enjoy this super sex toy.
What Others Have Said:
“The Gladiator is great for gay or straight couples! I love how you can just flip the toy upside down and go from G-spot stimulation to prostate stimulation. My boyfriend and I tried it both ways, using the crazy intense motor to stimulate the P-spot and the perineum at the same time!”
Okay…so the design is a little ‘out there’ but, you can’t deny that’s it’s discreet and very unlike the majority of fleshlights on the market right now. You can see the best celebrity fleshlights here.
Although the design is more on the funny, inventive side this fleshlight is actually a real favourite among many men (and myself!). The ‘vagina’ itself is tight, visually appealing and also is ribbed for your pleasure on the interior so that she strokes and caresses you at every point.
Other Thoughts From Customers:
“The orgasms with this toy are incredible. Every time it’s great. I put it in between my mattress and it’s like a girl is there. It feels soo great and real. Value money for is great.”
This is probably one of the weirdest looking sex toys we are yet to come across on this list. The look of it is just slightly intimidating and looks like it just stepped out of a star wars porno.
However, I’m not actually putting this little sucker down, it will do an amazing job at giving your member extra length, helping your penis become less sensitive if you are prone to P.E and the weird little nodules will enhance ‘her’ pleasure massively as they stimulate the inside of her vagina (it even makes HER feel tighter), Slip this over your penis and enjoy 0.5 extra inches to play with, pop it over dildos and vibrators to enhance their stimulation and enjoy the simple pleasure this outcast sex toy has to offer.
“It wasn’t uncomfortable to wear like I thought it was going to be, it made the missus feel tighter and added a different sensation for her. Very easy to clean and a good addition to anyone’s pleasure box. Definitely happy with this purchase.”
Crazy? maybe, extremely satisfying and breathtaking? oh yes!
Let’s start with the cock ring, this stretchy fellow will give you a harder, more erect penis and help you to last for longer (something you will need once you try out this butt plug).
The butt plug (with 10 amazing functions) is perfectly shaped to massage your P-spot and give to you, out of this world orgasms. You just need to read the reviews to really see how many men are in awe of this crazy toy.
What Customers Have Said:
“It’s amazing! Made me orgasm harder and longer than ever before! If that’s what you want, buy this and just put it on and wait for the magic to happen!”
If you’re in to ball play this weird looking testicle stimulator will astound you. It comes complete with a bullet vibrator to really turn things up a notch. It’s stretchy, comfortable and even has air holes for comfortability and access for finger tips!
The 3 different speeds will send you in to a world of divine pleasure as you feels its sensational vibrations ripple around your balls, penis and entire body.
“The item fills great. Never felt anything like it on my balls. The vibrating goes right through to the shaft and tingles when its turned off, and the orgasm is great. I would say you must get one and find out yourself on how great it feels.”
This alien fleshlight sci-fi inspired sex toy is colored a magnificent, weird ice blue in colour and boasts a wonderful alien -vaginal opening and appearance.
Her demeanour is ever so different to what we are used to with fleshlights and she even has a double clitoris, a tight vortex canal to plunge into and a discreet lid to really keep things hidden away when you don’t want them out for everyone to see.
More Opinions From Users:
“The material of the sleeve is super soft, very realistic (for a blue alien pussy), and feels amazing. The twist cap to control the amount of suction is a great feature that adds a lot of control during use and the removable sleeve makes cleaning easy.”
Ever had a vampire blowjob fantasy? Well now is your chance to fulfil that fantasy with this crazy male sex toy.
This vampire is made from real feel, super skin technology which makes it feel not only realistic but soft to the touch. Insert your member (with plenty of lube) into the realistic feel mouth (complete with vampire teeth!). There are even loads of tiny little fangs in the canal to really enhance your pleasure and make it feel like the real thing. She has a discreet storage case and even comes with a sachet of lube so you can test her out as soon as she arrives at the door.
Other Customer Opinions:
“The pleasure produced when the fangs hit the right spot on your cock head is unique and fulfilling. This small bite feeling grows with every stroke. The fangs deliver a long and smooth buildup. The pleasure is intense, but the fangs do their work slowly, producing a long and pleasure filled buildup that will rival most anything else you’ve felt.”
Not for the faint hearted and a little more on the weird sex toy side, this is an ultra realistic sex torso complete with a penis, large breasts, and a tight anal entrance.
Enjoy solo sessions or some kinky foreplay with this sex doll. Crazy and out of this world but she/he makes for some interesting sex sessions. This penis love doll is also awesome for couples looking into threesomes if you want a guide on how to do that check out this one on ‘How To Simulate A Threesome‘.
What Others Have Said:
Possibly my favorite on the list and the craziest male sex toy on this list, this threesome masturbator literally allows you to experience a threesome day in and day out.
Complete with 4 tight holes for you to enjoy and pleasure yourself with, this masturbator is always ready for fun the soft material allows you to move it around, spank and thrust as much as you wish.
More Customer Opinions:
“Feels almost better than the real thing. Every hole is a different texture and fits my girth amazingly. Every toy I’ve ever had was way too tight this one is awesome because there is one tight hole and one loose one.”
If you want a male sex toy that gives to you, realistic oral stimulation than this toy does that. She wants to swallow, she likes it rough and she will never gag.
The base of her head will stay put on any flat, hard surface (meaning blowjobs anytime and anywhere!). She has a very generous insertable length and is easy to clean and store.
“Do it! Spend the money, it feels very real. Durable, mine is just like new after many, many uses.”
This male masturbator is a miniature version of the real life Japanese porn star, Julia. With amazing suction levels, an extremely tight opening and her ginormous breasts all featured, it’s hard not to love this crazy sex toy.
Visually pleasing with a plush pink opening, which makes it ever more realistic. Travel-friendly size and easy to clean, this masturbator is a huge hit.
Other Thoughts On This Sex Toy:
“The material the toy is made out of feels great, it is soft, and stretchy, and has been able to withstand many uses without any damage. The toy is easy to hold in the middle thanks to the wide hips and large breasts so you won’t be losing grip. In use, the toy feels amazing, it is tight and the textured insides are great.”
The final toy on my weird male sex toy list is this, the triple cock ring. You may wonder, why do I need three? well here’s why –
You will probably experience a harder, longer erection but best of all the nodules, ribs and elevated edges of the three cock rings deliver out of this world pleasure to her. Stimulating her clitoris to brand new dizzy heights.
Flexible, easy to use and with the power to stimulate your penis, balls, and her clitoris, it’s an all round amazing addition to any sex toy box.
“The sex has lasted much longer and we both have enjoyed it more as a couple. I would highly recommend this to anyone who is looking for more pleasure in their sex life.”
- Always make sure you keep your fleshlight in good condition by cleaning it out, letting it dry and then storing it correctly.
- Lubrication is absolutely essential, I always recommend this lube as it’s water-based which means it’s safe to use with sex toys and condoms.
- Remember to just relax and enjoy yourself, don’t think too much about the sex toy, just let the new sensations overcome you.
Is Shipping Discreet?
The site that I buy all of my own sex toys from is the site that I send you too when you click one of my sex toys mentioned (aside from Amazon). This site pride themselves on being discreet so you never have to worry about that side of things, the toy shows up in a discreet brown box, the labels and packaging are plain and boring as is your bank statement so there really is nothing to worry about.
Have a great day!