Have you ever sat there and wondered what the strangest male sex toys were? Because I have. I find weird sex toys not just intriguing but actually pretty fascinating.
I have found my absolute favorites and am dying to show them off to you, below you will find all of the wildest, freaky and craziest male sex toys out there and I dare you not to wince at least once…
Not the craziest on the list but at the very least, this cock ring is very intriguing. This gladiator sex toy makes sure to improve the erection and to give her internal and external pleasure with a fantastic clitoral stimulator and a sensational G-spot pleasure zone.
It’s also perfect for use anally so gay and straight couples alike can enjoy this super sex toy.
Okay…so the design is a little ‘out there’ but, you can’t deny that’s it’s discreet and very unlike the majority of fleshlights on the market.
Although the design is more on the funny, inventive side this fleshlight is actually a real favorite among many men. The ‘vagina’ itself is tight, visually appealing and also is ribbed for your pleasure on the interior so that she strokes and caresses you at every point.
This is probably one of the weirdest looking sex toys we are yet to come across on this list. The look of it is just slightly intimidating and looks like it just stepped out of a star wars porno.
However, I’m not actually putting this little sucker down, it will actually do a great job at giving your member extra length and the weird little nodules will enhance ‘her’ pleasure massively as they stimulate the inside of her vagina.
Crazy? maybe, extremely satisfying and breathtaking? oh yes!
Let’s start with the cock ring, this stretchy fellow will give you a harder, more erect penis and help you to last for longer (something you will need once you try out this butt plug).
The butt plug (with 10 amazing functions) is perfectly shaped to massage your P-spot and give to you, out of this world orgasms. You just need to read the reviews to really see how many men are in awe of this crazy toy.
If you’re in to ball play this weird looking testicle stimulator will astound you. It comes complete with a bullet vibrator to really turn things up a notch.
The 3 different speeds will send you in to a world of divine pleasure as you feels its sensational vibrations ripple around your balls, penis and entire body.
This alien fleshlight is colored a magnificent, weird ice blue in colour and boasts a wonderful alien -vaginal opening and appearance.
Her demeanor is ever so different to what we are used to with fleshlights and she even has a double clitoris, a tight vortex canal to plunge into and a discreet lid to really keep things hidden away when you don’t want them.
Ever had a vampire blowjob fetish? Well now is your chance to fulfill that fantasy with this crazy male sex toy the – vampire fleshlight.
This vampire is made from real feel, super skin technology which makes it feel not only realistic but soft to the touch. Insert your member (with plenty of lube) into the realistic feel mouth (complete with vampire teeth!). There’s even loads of tiny little fangs in the canal to really enhance your pleasure and make it feel like the real thing.
Not for the faint hearted and a little more on the weird sex toy side, this is an ultra realistic sex torso complete with a penis, large breasts, and a tight anal entrance.
Enjoy solo sessions or some kinky foreplay with this sex doll. Crazy and out of this world but she/he makes for some interesting sex sessions.
Possibly my favorite on the list and the craziest male sex toy on this list, this threesome masturbator literally allows you to experience a threesome day in and day out.
Complete with 4 tight holes for you to enjoy and pleasure yourself with, this masturbator is always ready for fun the soft material allows you to move it around, spank and thrust as much as you wish.
If you want a male sex toy that gives to you, realistic oral stimulation then this toy does that. She wants to swallow, she likes it rough and she will never gag.
The base of her head with stay put on any flat, hard surface (meaning blowjobs anytime and anywhere!). She has a very generous insertable length and is easy to clean and store.
This male masturbator is a miniature version of the real life Japanese porn star, Julia. With amazing suction levels, an extremely tight opening and her ginormous breasts all featured, it’s hard not to love this crazy sex toy.
Visually pleasing with a plush pink opening, which makes it ever more realistic. Travel-friendly size and easy to clean, this masturbator is a huge hit.
The final toy on my weird male sex toy list is this, the triple cock ring. You may wonder, why do I need three? well here’s why –
You will probably experience a harder, longer erection but best of all the nodules, ribs and elevated edges of the three cock rings deliver out of this world pleasure to her. Stimulating her clitoris to brand new dizzy heights.
Flexible, easy to use and with the power to stimulate your penis, balls, and her clitoris, it’s an all round amazing addition to any sex toy box.
Have a great day!