Updated: 20/07/2018

Vibrators are wonderful, magical things that allow any woman to reach a mind blowing climax in a matter of minutes. Some people believe vibrators should be seen and not heard, some people couldn’t care less about the noise they make and some people like to take them for a ‘swim’.

However, there are so many vibrators out there, discreet ones, remote controlled ones and even ones that can give you two different types of orgasm.

Yet, I have a favourite remote-controlled vibrator (check out my favourite thrusting one) and below I am going to tell you everything there is to know about it. There’s also a bonus vibrator that I talk about right at the end, for ladies that need something a little different…

My Favourite Remote Control Vibrator

This small, discreet looking midnight velvet vibrator is one of my absolute favorite sex toys in the world. It’s powerful and it provides me with intense orgasms, time and time again.

I recommend using lube to slip it inside of you with ease but once it’s in, the sensations and thrills it provides are absolutely out of this world.

Considering it’s remote controlled, things can get pretty kinky pretty fast. I made my partner take the remote control when we were out and about (the remote works from up to 5 meters away) and concealing orgasms in public is a new thrill and something I am kinda obsessed with (check out my favourite sex toys to use in public).

It has a ton of different speeds and is also splash proof…ever thought about discreet pleasure on the beach? I have.

I also love it because it doubles up as a clitoral vibrator as well as a G-spot stimulator and because of its discreet egg-like design, nobody ever knows.

Why Is This The Greatest Sex Toy?

It’s hard not to just go on and on about the way it makes me feel and how hard it makes me orgasm but there are other things this little love egg is good for…

• Pleasure Anywhere

One of the greatest things about this remote controlled vibrator is the fact that it can literally stimulate you whenever and wherever you choose. It’s easy to take away with you, easy to conceal and with the remote control you can have some serious fun on your morning commute.

• Use it in public

Public sex and masturbation is something a lot of people don’t try but with a love egg you can cum, get hot and sweaty and have some serious thrills by yourself or with your partner where ever you choose.

Imagine sitting at a family dinner whilst trying to conceal the most powerful, eruptive orgasms or your life?

Of course, this adrenaline rush isn’t for everyone but for people it appeals to, using a sex toy you can use in public has to be one of my favorites ways to feel like a thrill seeker and get seriously horny.

• Half the price of other sex toys in its niche

Clitoral vibrators and G-spot vibrators can often get a little pricey and quite often they are not so discreet and more ‘look at me for I rotate and am quite clearly a giant sex toy’.

This remote controlled love egg looks like something that would pop out of a kinder egg and is not only a g-spot vibrator, it’s also a clit sex god.

• Amazing Couples Sex Toy

You may think that a vibrator is just for solo pleasure but that is so wrong. As I mentioned before, taking it out with the remote control is something couples can enjoy. A sex toy you can use in public is beyond thrilling and being able to make your partner cum whilst out looking for groceries, dancing in a club, in the pool or sea, at a family dinner, in a restaurant, at work etc… is an absolutely crazy feeling.

You also don’t just have to go out and about with the sex toy, you can stick to your bedroom and increase/lower intensity as you please, during some seriously hot and heavy foreplay.

And there’s more…

…It’s got amazingly powerful vibrations: For how small it is you wouldn’t expect the vibrations to be quite as powerful (yet manageable) as they are. It has 8 incredible vibration options for you to try out, all of which caress and shiver against your clit or your G-spot in the most perfect way imaginable.

…It’s soft easy to insert: The egg has a very soft, velvety finish and the egg shape makes it super easy to insert. It’s not rough or coarse and is even easier to pop in with some water-based lube.

Retrieval is just as easy as it comes designed with a finger loop for you to just grab on to it and slip it out when you cannot take any more mind-blowing pleasure.

…It comes with a great discreet remote control: The remote control is one of my favorite bits of this love egg. It’s not overwhelming, complicated or intimidating and can easily be put in your pocket or drawer. It’s about the size of a small matchbox and even comes with a key ring hook.

The Best: It comes with 8 powerful and different speeds. For the money and the intensity, you just can’t beat its vibrations, I have never cum so hard in my life using these modes against my G-spot and clitoris combined.

What Other People Are Saying

This vibrator has over 60 reviews, which is a great amount (considering how many people don’t leave reviews!).

People are absolutely loving this toy and it has been a top remote controlled sex toy favorite for ages. When I originally checked it out I couldn’t believe how many people are probably walking among me with it in!

Here are just some things that people are saying:

• “A great feeling. I slide it in me when I go out and my partner turns it on and off in the street. I love it. My thong was soon wet when I got home. It gets my vote and I know it will get yours.“
• “It was not uncomfortable at all and with a bit of lube inserted easily. I liked the different speed settings and my partner had great pleasure in switching it on at the most awkward of moments but the sensation was amazing and we couldn’t wait to get home. We even left it in while we had anal sex and my partner liked the sensation he got. Would definitely recommend you give this a try.”
• “The product itself is great. It’s very comfortable but large enough to give you a nice full feeling, and there are lots of different functions from gentle vibrations to some really quite powerful ones and some wonderful pulsating vibes which build up in waves. We both got pretty excited very quickly.”

• “The remote control being wireless opens up a whole load of possibilities for public fun, especially since the vibrations are so quiet that they can hardly be heard. The vibrations are, however, very powerful and there are many different patterns for you or your partner to choose from. Such a great toy for joint pleasure!”

   

All of these reviews are 100% real and from the LoveHoney website. As you can see people are obsessed with this sex toy and it’s giving male partners just as much pleasure as their female lovers. It can be used on a man’s penis and balls for amazing stimulation during foreplay, on a girls clitoris and as G-spot vibrator. You can use it inside your own home or out and about with other members of the public.

My Own Experience Using The LoveHoney Dream Egg

I won’t lie, I was nervous about it ‘fitting inside’. It does look like it will hurt or feel uncomfortable but once it’s lubed up and slipped in, it seems to just fit your internal being and doesn’t irritate or wiggle around at all.

The main reason I bought it was to test it when I was public. It’s just something I had always wanted to try and fantasised about and considering the good reviews and never having had a majorly successful G-spot orgasm, I gave it a try.

It made me feel kinky, naughty and at first, I felt like EVERYONE knew about it.

I was worried it would be noisy but it is so quiet and after a few minutes, I got really into the idea.

Hold off your judgment but the first time I used it was at a family gathering. We had only just received the toy and were both far too excited not to use it.

Having to hold in moans and orgasms is one of the most intense feelings and it makes you want to ravish the person holding the remote control or if you’re alone, you find yourself getting extremely horny.

Using mine at a family gathering probably wasn’t the wisest idea, all I could think about was taking my partner upstairs but it became hard to make excuses to get away. I kept giving him death stares as he increased the vibrations and I found it harder and harder to hold it all in.

When the time came, I did have to leave the room. I felt as if I was going to erupt and fall into a fit of orgasmic convulsions.

Since then we have used it multiple times, out on walks, at the supermarket and even at the cinema. It’s so much fun to use and is my favorite way to ‘warm up’.

How It Changed The Way I Masturbate

Another amazing thing is that you don’t have to just use it with a partner. This was really important to me as I am not overly keen on toys that constrict me and make me wait around for my partner.

Using it as a clitoral vibrator is extremely intense and it makes me climax every single time. As a solo G-spot vibrator, it’s also fantastic as I can pop it in whilst cleaning, working or going about my everyday life.

This toy has given me so many solo thrills, extreme pleasure with my partner and so many orgasms that I never dreamed of having.

How Do I Use A Remote Controlled Vibrator?

Step 1  – Lube Lube And More Lube!

I always advise you to use lube when inserting the egg ( and with most sex toys). It may be soft, velvety and smooth but it’s always way more comfortable and pleasurable to apply lube beforehand.

You must get a lube that’s safe to use with sex toys. This is the one I recommend: BEST ORGANIC Sexual Lubrication

Step 2 – Get In The Zone

Be in the mood. Popping it in and expecting miracles if you are just not into it, will never be great. Play with yourself a little beforehand or even just rub the remote controlled vibrator around your clit to get the blood flowing and the sensations flowing.

Step 3 – Easy Access

Make sure to have easy access. What I mean by this is to make sure the first few times you use it to have easy access via your clothing. For instance, the first time I used it, I wore a dress. This just makes retrieval easier (should you be about to orgasm violently in front of your family-in-law).

Some More Advice…

Here’s some extra advice:

Make sure you trust the person with the control: This may sound a little stupid but it’s the truth. Don’t let someone you don’t really know be able to take control (i.e someone you have just met in a club). They may take advantage of you or perhaps put you in an uncomfortable position. Remember, the person with the remote has all of the power.

Find what speed and pattern you like before going outside: Flicking through different patterns can be annoying sometimes, so find the setting you like and make sure the person in control is aware of it too. It makes it easier for them to make you cum and it lets them know what you like.

Use in public with care: Nobody wants to know they are sat next to someone who is potentially about to cum. Be aware of the people around you and be as discreet as your sex toy (unless you are completely alone, then let yourself go wild).

Get Batteries: I cannot tell you how many times I have run out of battery life, mid-orgasm. It’s the most frustrating thing in the world, so make sure you stock up and are prepared for anything.

Only Downside (How To Fix)

This won’t appeal to everyone but it will appeal to people like myself. I mentioned before that I had never really had a G-spot orgasm before using this toy and this is true. The reason for this is because I do prefer clitoral stimulation and although you can orgasm a crazy amount with the love egg on your clit, it can sometimes be nice to have something you can use in public, on your clitoris.

If you want to try clitoral stimulation out in public I recommend the toy below…

Remote Control Pantie Vibrator

Of course, this knicker vibrator isn’t as discreet as the love egg but it’s an absolute dream for women who love clitoral stimulation.

The vibrator is virtually silent and the knickers are comfortable, easy to use and are pretty sexy.

This amazing pair of vibrating underwear is USB rechargeable also, the remote works from up to 10 meters away and the intense vibrations hit directly against your sweet spot.

The Benefits of This Pantie Vibrator 

The Power And Variety (3 speeds and 2 patterns): You can build yourself up throughout the day or simply go from zero to 10 in a matter of minutes. I love the number of patterns and speeds this vibrator boasts.

Massive 10 Meter Range: You can be sat down to dinner whilst your partner pushes you to the point of climax with the amazing 10-meter range that this vibrating underwear sex toy has.

USB Charge: A USB recharge is a life saver. Whilst I love the love egg above, being able to recharge something via my computer is a huge thumbs up rather than having to stock up on batteries!

Great Battery Life: The battery life is great, it runs on batteries so make sure you are always stocked up.

What People Are Saying:

This brilliant pair of vibrating underwear is pretty new so there aren’t tons of reviews on the website. However, it is still a 4 out of 5 so it’s going amazingly well.

Below are just a few things that people are saying. All are 100 % real and from the LoveHoney website

• “I’ve had vibrating panties in the past and none of them are anywhere near as good as these. I put them on when me and my partner went shopping. He used the remote. We started in the car and I knew straight away it was a good job I had black leggings on instead of grey. He had me squirming around all the way around the shopping centre.”

• ” have few words to describe this absolutely amazing fun way to get over boring meetings and family dinners, especially when I put my boyfriend in control. Can’t get enough of it. It’s as I said, amazing, and definitely worth the try. Was delivered in discreet packaging, so no worries there, and it runs quietly so I can use it anywhere.”
• “Fantastic product quality. My girlfriend and I decided to try these out and they added a lot of fun to our relationship. The material and design are very comfortable and pretty. The vibrator is very quiet so unless you’re in a very silent room nobody will hear it and it doesn’t cause any visible bulge due to great design so nobody will know you’re wearing it!”
  

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I really hope you enjoyed this post. I take time and a lot of pleasure researching all about the products I talk about. If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to leave them in the comment section below.

Happy orgasming!

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