Vibrators are wonderful, magical things that allow any woman to reach a mind blowing climax in a matter of minutes. Some people believe they should be seen and not heard, some people couldn’t care less about the noise they make and some people like to take them for a swim.
There are so many vibrators out there, discreet ones, remote controlled ones and even ones that can give you two different types of orgasm.
However, I have a favorite and below I am going to tell you everything there is to know about it.There’s also a bonus vibrator that I talk about right at the end, for ladies that need something a little different…
My Favourite Remote Control Vibrator
This small, discreet looking pink vibrator is one of my absolute favorite sex toys in the world. It’s powerful and it provides me with intense orgasms, time and time again.
I recommend using lube to slip it inside of you but once it’s in, the sensations and thrills it provides are absolutely out of this world.
Considering it’s remote controlled, things can get pretty kinky pretty fast. I made my partner take the remote control when we were out and about (the remote works from up to 10 meters away) and concealing orgasms in public is a new thrill and something I am kinda obsessed with.
It has a ton of different speeds and is also waterproof…ever thought about discreet pleasure on the beach? I have.
I also love it because it doubles up as a clitoral vibrator as well as a G-spot stimulator and because of its discreet egg-like design, nobody ever knows.
Why Is This The Greatest Sex Toy?
It’s hard not to just go on and on about the way it makes me feel and how hard it makes me orgasm but there are other things this little love egg is good for…
- Pleasure Anywhere
One of the greatest things about this remote controlled vibrator is the fact that it can literally stimulate you whenever and wherever you choose. It’s easy to take away with you, easy to conceal and with the remote control you can have some serious fun on your morning commute.
- Use it in public
Public sex and masturbation is something a lot of people don’t try but with a love egg you can cum, get hot and sweaty and have some serious thrills by yourself or with your partner where ever you choose.
Imagine sitting at a family dinner whilst trying to conceal the most powerful, eruptive orgasms or your life?
Of course, this adrenaline rush isn’t for everyone but for people it appeals to, using a sex toy you can use in public has to be one of my favorites ways to feel like a thrill seeker and get seriously horny.
- Half the price of other sex toys
Clitoral vibrators and G-spot vibrators can often get a little pricey and quite often they are not so discreet and more ‘look at me for I rotate and am quite clearly a giant sex toy’.
This remote controlled love egg looks like something that would pop out of a kinder egg and is not only a g-spot vibrator, it’s also a clit sex god.
- Amazing Couples Sex Toy
You may think that a vibrator is just for solo pleasure but that is so wrong. As I mentioned before, taking it out with the remote control is something couples can enjoy. A sex toy you can use in public is beyond thrilling and being able to make your partner cum whilst out looking for groceries, dancing in a club, in the pool or sea, at a family dinner, in a restaurant, at work etc… is an absolutely crazy feeling.
You also don’t just have to go out and about with the sex toy, you can stick to your bedroom and increase/lower intensity as you please, during some seriously hot and heavy foreplay.
And there’s more…
…It’s got amazingly powerful vibrations: For how small it is you wouldn’t expect the vibrations to be quite as powerful (yet manageable) as they are. It has 3 speeds and 7 patterns all of which caress and shiver against at your G-spot in the most perfect way imaginable.
…It’s soft easy to insert: The egg has a very soft, velvety finish and the egg shape makes it super easy to insert. It’s not rough or coarse and is even easier to pop in with some water-based lube.
Retrieval is just as easy as it comes designed with a finger loop for you to just grab on to when you cannot take anymore mind blowing pleasure.
…It comes with a great discreet remote control: The remote control is one of my favorite bits of this love egg. It’s not overwhelming, complicated or intimidating and can easily be put in your pocket or drawer. It’s about the size of a small matchbox and even comes with a key ring hook.
The Best: It comes with 3 speeds and 7 pulsating modes. For the money and the intensity, you just can’t beat its vibrations, I have never cum so hard in my life using these modes against my G-spot.
What Other People Are Saying
This sex toy has almost 500 reviews, which is an incredible amount (considering how many people don’t leave reviews!).
People are absolutely loving this toy and it has been a remote controlled sex toy favorite for ages. When I originally checked it out I couldn’t believe how many people are probably walking among me with it in!
Here are just some things that people are saying:
- “Made me cum both internally and when rubbed on my clit. Hubby loved the idea of being in control with the remote. Got some quite strange looks in the supermarket the next day”.
- “As a vibrator virgin, I’d say this is a fantastic product. From a guy’s point of view, my boyfriend gives it a massive thumbs up, too!”
- “It’s great fun outside. Especially when inserted, it makes no noise, so even in a library no one would know you had it on (apart from by the smile/happy look on her face)”.
“The different settings are perfect because you never know what you’re going to get next. It’s everything you could ever want in a sex toy. It’s small, discreet, powerful and exciting”.
All of these reviews are 100% real and from the LoveHoney website. As you can see people are obsessed with this sex toy and it’s giving male partners just as much pleasure as their female lovers. It can be used on a man’s penis and balls for amazing stimulation during foreplay, on a girls clitoris and as G-spot vibrator inside your own home or out and about with other members of public.
My Experience Using The LoveHoney Dream Egg
I won’t lie, I was nervous about it ‘fitting inside’. It does look like it will hurt or feel uncomfortable but once it’s lubed up and slipped in, it seems to just fit your internal being and doesn’t irritate or wiggle around at all.
The main reason I bought it was to test it when I was public. It’s just something I had always wanted to try and fantasized about and considering the good reviews and never having had a majorly successful G-spot orgasm, I gave it a try.
It made me feel kinky, naughty and at first, I felt like EVERYONE knew about it.
I was worried it would be noisy but it is so quiet and after a few minutes, I got really into the idea.
Hold off your judgment but the first time I used it was at a family gathering. We had only just received the toy and were both far too excited not to use it.
Having to hold in moans and orgasms is one of the most intense feelings and it makes you want to ravish the person holding the remote control or if you’re alone, you find yourself getting extremely horny.
Using mine at a family gathering probably wasn’t the wisest idea, all I could think about was taking my partner upstairs but it became hard to make excuses to get away. I kept giving him death stares as he increased the vibrations and I found it harder and harder to hold it all in.
When the time came, I did have to leave the room. I felt as if I was going to erupt and fall into a fit of orgasmic convulsions.
Since then we have used it multiple times, out on walks, at the supermarket and even at the cinema. It’s so much fun to use and is my favorite way to ‘warm up’.
How It Changed The Way I Masturbate
Another amazing thing is that you don’t have to just use it with a partner. This was really important to me as I am not overly keen on toys that constrict me and make me wait around for my partner.
Using it as a clitoral vibrator is extremely intense and it makes me climax every single time. As a solo G-spot vibrator, it’s also fantastic as I can pop it in whilst cleaning, working or going about my everyday life.
This toy has given me so many solo thrills, extreme pleasure with my partner and so many orgasms that I never dreamed of having.
How Do I Use A Remote Controlled Vibrator?
Step 1 – Lube Lube And More Lube!
I always advise you to use lube when inserting the egg. It may be soft, velvety and smooth but it’s always way more comfortable and pleasurable to apply lube beforehand.
You must get a lube that’s safe to use with sex toys. This is the one I recommend: BEST ORGANIC Sexual Lubrication
Step 2 – Get In The Zone
Be in the mood. Popping it in and expecting miracles if you are just not into it, will never be great. Play with yourself a little beforehand or even just rub the remote controlled vibrator around your clit to get the blood flowing and the sensations flowing.
Step 3 – Easy Access
Make sure to have easy access. What I mean by this is to make sure the first few times you use it to have easy access via your clothing. For instance, the first time I used it, I wore a dress. This just makes retrieval easier (should you be about to orgasm violently in front of your family-in-law).
Some More Advice…
Here’s some extra advice:
Make sure trust the person with the control: This may sound a little stupid but it’s the truth. Don’t let someone you don’t really know take control (i.e someone you have just met in a club). They may take advantage of you or perhaps put you in an uncomfortable position. Remember, the person with the remote has all of the power.
Find what speed and pulse you like before going outside: Flicking through different speeds and patterns can be annoying sometimes, so find the setting you like and make sure the person in control is aware of it too. It makes it easier for them to make you cum and it lets them know what you like.
Use in public with care: Nobody wants to know they are sat next to someone who is potentially about to cum. Be aware of the people around you and be as discreet as your sex toy (unless you are completely alone, then let yourself go wild).
Get Batteries: I cannot tell you how many times I have run out of battery life, mid-orgasm. It’s the most frustrating thing in the world, so make sure you stock up and are prepared for anything.
Only Downside (How To Fix)
This won’t appeal to everyone but it will appeal to people like myself. I mentioned before that I had never really had a G-spot orgasm before using this toy and this is true. The reason for this is because I do sometimes prefer clitoral stimulation and although you can orgasm a crazy amount with the love egg on your clit, it can sometimes be nice to have something you can use in public, on your clitoris.
If you want to try clitoral stimulation out in public I recommend the toy below…
Remote Control Knicker Vibrator
Of course, this knicker vibrator isn’t as discreet as the love egg but it’s an absolute dream for women who love clitoral stimulation.
The vibrator is virtually silent and the knickers are comfortable, easy to use and are pretty sexy.
This amazing pair of vibrating underwear are USB rechargeable and also come with a discreet storage case. The remote works from up to 8 meters away and the intense vibrations hit directly against your sweet spot.
The Benefits of This Knicker Vibrator
The Power And Variety (8 speeds and 12 patterns): You can build yourself up throughout the day or simply go from zero to 10 in a matter of minutes. I love the amount of patterns and speeds this vibrator boasts.
Massive 8 Meter Range: Be sat down to dinner whilst your partner pushes you to the point of climax with the amazing 8-meter range that this vibrating underwear sex toy has.
USB Charge: A USB recharge is a life saver. Whilst I love the love egg above, being able to recharge something via my computer is a huge thumbs up rather than having to stock up on batteries!
Great Battery Life: The battery life is 60 minutes. That’s a normal, decent charge for a vibrator and trust me, you won’t last 60 minutes without having your legs turn to jelly.
Comes With A Free Storage Box: Storage is something that is very important when it comes to sex toys. It isn’t just about keeping them discreet and out of the way, it also protects them from dirt, dust and other bacteria that could be floating around.
What People Are Saying:
This brilliant pair of vibrating underwear are pretty new so there aren’t tons of reviews on the website. However, it is still a 4 and a half out of 5 so it’s going amazingly well.
Below are just a few things that people are saying. All are 100 % real and from the LoveHoney website:
- “We went out to a party and I wore it all evening, very comfortable and quieter than most toys I’ve used. Especially for one that is not inserted. The battery lasted all evening and definitely never lost any strength”.
- “The range on the remote control is fantastic too, and my OH was able to control the speed and patterns from downstairs whilst I was upstairs. It was exhilarating surrendering possession of the remote control and leaving your passport to pleasure in your partner’s hands. Not knowing when your partner was going to let the vibrations start or finish was so sexy!”
- “The vibe started off on its lowest setting which gave a very pleasurable buzz. The vibe has a little bump which sits nicely on your clitoris, which meant even at its lowest setting it got you going. That said you do feel the vibrations along the length of the toy. Before long I was finding it incredibly hard to sit still”.
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I really hope you enjoyed this post. I take time and a lot of pleasure researching all about the products I talk about. If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to leave them in the comment section below.
Happy orgasming!
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