The horror of a sex toy beginning to buzz as it makes its way through security, only for the officer to unzip your bag and find your giant pink dildo. The thought of this alone makes a lot of us shudder in horror, it’s the stuff of nightmares.
The next awful scenario I want to present you with is going on holiday with family and one of them finding your sex toy, granted they shouldn’t be snooping but sometimes things happen and this is mortifying. Especially if it’s your dad or…mother in law.
Thankfully I have pondered about these two scenarios for quite some time and realised that I needed to share with you the sex toys I use when I am going traveling, sex toys that allow me to pass by unsuspiciously through security (see my tips right at the end), sex toys that are discreet and hidden in plain view.
If you’re in a long-distance relationship or even spend time apart from your partner make sure to also check out my Favorite Sex Toys For Long-Distance Couples. There are some seriously steamy sex toys on this list and ideal for those who travel.
My Favorite Sex Toys To Travel With
All of these sex toys are super discreet in design and won’t raise any suspicion among other travelers. Use them at your own risk!
First up on my list is this whisper quiet vibrator, not only is it super quiet but it’s extremely discreet in design. It measures 7 inches long and will fit inside any shoe, t-shirt or crevice you can think of inside your suitcase or handbag. It’s easy to use with its twist base, the rippled shaft gives you, even more, pleasure than the intense vibrations already do and it’s waterproof so you can take it swimming in the shower.
Ideal for women who want to keep their business on the DL and couples who want something to spice up their sex life but don’t want the whole security queue knowing about it.
What Others Have Said
” I’d highly recommend this product. It’s quiet, pleasant to touch, relatively inexpensive and most importantly it gets me off every time.”
This next sex toy is for all of the males out there, it isn’t a joystick it is, in fact, an amazing prostate massager. I’ve already done a WHOLE article just on this sex toy alone that you can check out by clicking here: Nexus Revo Review. If you don’t have the time to read through it, it’s safe to know that my partner and I absolutely loved using it. It gave him of the most intense and powerful orgasms he has ever had in his life.
It may look small and discreet but it’s incredibly powerful, it will take you to a whole new level of anal pleasure. As for traveling with it, it’s so discreet, it looks more like a gaming device than a sex toy and it will fit comfortably into your luggage. It’s also USB rechargeable so you won’t have to worry about buying batteries when you’re away on your vacation.
More Opinions From Users
“It literally delivered about six dry orgasms lasting several minutes each over about 20 minutes, then I succumbed to a conventional one. The most intense experience I have ever known.”
Love eggs are one of my favorite sex toys, you slip them in (easier with water-based lube) and you or your partner take the remote control and decides on the vibrations and patterns of your egg that sits stimulating you internally.
This love egg is perfect as not only can you use it anywhere in the world in any situation but once you get some privacy you can retrieve it and use it on your clitoris for pinpoint stimulation. This love egg is easy to use for both of you and ideal to use when traveling. Switch it on if you’re a little bored on your flight and store it away discreetly in your carry on.
“My partner got this for me for us to use during the day at work (we work for the same company) Needless to say no work gets done when I’m wearing it! It feels great and the vibrations drive me crazy.”
Ah, the womanizer w500. This sex toy has done things to me that I could never explain (although I did try in this womanizer review). It is a little more pricey than some of the other sex toys on this list but if you can spare the cash, it’s incredible. It gently ‘sucks’ at your clitoris with its 8-speed intensities and takes your normal orgasms and makes them rubbish compared to what this can do.
Women around the world can’t get enough of this upgraded version of the original Womanizer w400 model, it’s unexplainable until you really give it a try. Not only is it on my list because of how incredible it actually is but because the design of this sex toy is utterly discreet and won’t raise any eyebrows as it goes through the x-ray machines. It also comes with a storage bag so you can keep it extra safe on your travels.
More Things Mentioned By Customers
“This produces the best orgasms I have ever known. The suction and vibration hits the spot perfectly and sends your body to another level of pleasure.”
Probably one of the most discreet sex toys on this list, this rubber duck vibrator is a complete mystery and completely innocent to the untrained eye. Inside, however, is a powerful motor that stimulates your clitoris with complete discretion.
Take this rubber duck into the tub with you and nobody will ever take a second glance in your direction. Quiet, extremely discreet, powerful and easy to use. A must have inside your sex toy travel bucket list.
More Opinions From Customers
“As ridiculous as it may appear, it is still my go-to item as it is simply amazing! To anybody who has stumbled on this item and is hesitating, just go ahead and buy it – totally worth it!”
If discretion is your priority when traveling, this lipstick vibrator has you covered. Completely discreet, throw it into your makeup bag and arouse absolutely no suspicion. If you’re a fan of the hit TV show ‘Broad City’ this lipstick is inspired by one of the main characters favorite lippies, except this one holds a powerful secret.
Insert the included battery and press the button to set off the eruption of vibrations that make their way delightfully to your clit without any hesitation. Powerful, fun and totally discreet for traveling with.
What Other Customers Have Mentioned
“It may only have one setting but boy is it strong for such a little device! It was intense and I couldn’t even touch it to my clit without making a loud noise and having to take it away instantly. With that power, it gets you more than just in the mood”
This fleshlight isn’t the most discreet when unscrewed but the outer casing is certainly discreet and perfect for travelling and keeping quietly away in your bag. It won’t accidentally vibrate and it will keep you satisfied on your travels without anyone suspecting a thing.
The pink lady is one of my favorite fleshlights, it’s made from SuperSkin technology and even has a one of a kind interior sleeve, making it incredibly satisfying to use. With a realistic vaginal opening, plush pink lips and a tight ribbed interior, this fleshlight is one not to be missed.
Other Opinions From Customers
“I love this, I think it feels great and it’s a nice size not too tight but just right. It’s easy to clean and comfortable too. 100% recommend to anyone.”
If you’re a couple heading off on vacation, you may want some lube. Of course, you can take miniature normal lubes but these candy inspired lubes really spoke to me! They are small enough to take in your hand luggage and feature some incredible flavors that I had never even seen before.
- Peppermint Stix
- Strawberry Bon Bon
- Cotton Candy
- Red Licorice
- Watermelon Rock Candy
They are cruelty-free, safe to use with condoms and really fun to try out. Oral sex anyone?
More Reviews For This Lube
“The lube itself is a perfect consistency. Not too thick but lasts a long time without having to reapply. They taste nice. Not as sickly as some flavoured lubes.”
Nestle this vibrator into the ribbon tied panties that come with it and watch as the vibrations ripple around your body. The remote works from up to 8 metres away so whether you’re on a plane, enjoying your vacation or just enjoying some kinky play in the hotel room, this vibrator has you covered.
It even comes with a storage case so you can keep it hidden away from prying eyes and dust when you’re travelling abroad. It’s also really discreet to look at, it isn’t large or ‘out there’, it’s simple but mighty powerful and a lot of fun.
More Thoughts From Users
“in the restaurant, it was hard to keep a straight face and there was lots of giggling! It definitely spiced up our meal and we had a great laugh. I’d say it’s a must-have for any couple wanting some fun and excitement!”
Tips For Traveling With Sex Toys
We have all heard the stories from security officers where they have had to unzip a bag only to find dildos and God knows what else. This thought alone puts off so many people from taking their favorite toys off on vacation with them, but it shouldn’t. There are some things you can do to hopefully prevent your bag being checked and even if it is checked, the sex toys above are so discreet and non-descriptive that they probably won’t even know what they are.
Me and my partner like to take our favorite toys away with us so below I am going to share my top tips on how to get through security with sex toys:
- Remove the batteries, I cannot stress this enough. Even if your sex toy has a safety lock, remove them. It stops them accidentally getting switched on and it actually helps the sex toy last longer and prevents the toy from getting damaged.
- Buy a storage case if your sex toy doesn’t come with one, it keeps your toys clean and the security is unlikely to pry inside.
- If you’re taking a suitcase to check-in, put all of your sex toys inside, batteries removed and safely stored away.
- The less obvious a sex toy is the less embarrassment you will have to face if they do have to unpack your bag. All of my favorites above are discreet and won’t arouse suspicion.
- The candiland lube that I mentioned above is below the TSA requirements and if it’s in a clear plastic bag, won’t get flagged up.
- Keep things small and simple, don’t try and bring on a giant vibrating dildo if you’re not comfortable, it will show up on the x-ray machines.
- If you are pulled aside to explain something inside your bag, just own up to it. If you play dumb they may have to unpack your whole bag and investigate further.